Best Pussy Disorder

When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.

Wow, Veronica is so delusional..

I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.

by p6291 June 18, 2023

Honey Dipped Pussy

Bomb pussy that doesnt stink at all, it tastes like its been dipped in honey.

"yo last night i was eating out caitie and i swear she rubbed honey on that shit"
"nah son she just got that honey dipped pussy"

by James N November 18, 2006

High calorie pussy

A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.

Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010

pussy to dick ratio

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

by Yoshe January 4, 2009

fat-pussy-energy

An individual’s aura of confident yet modest femininity. People who emit strong fat-pussy-energy include Jamie Lee Curtis, Tilda Swinton and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Caroline’s fat-pussy-energy stems from her ability to look sexy and yet not be a total bitch about it.

by Thewickedskeezer June 28, 2018

Jedi Pussy Tricks

Refers to the ability of a woman to perform a "clench and release" rhythm during sex.

She doesn't do her laundry, and her dishes pile up regularly, but her Jedi Pussy Tricks are worth it. The force is strong in this one...

by VHL April 19, 2005

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015