deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.

My deluxe penis is so delicious.

by That guy named thoooomas October 28, 2017

Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!

Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!

by anonymous November 9, 2025

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

Ferocious Penis Fart

A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas

I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop

by Dickens In your mother June 21, 2020

penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023

Penis

The male sex organ, with two purposes:
-Sending sperm through sexual intercourse
-Urinating

The penis is the male sex organ.

by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023

Penis

Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.

Tim: Yo, how long is your penis.
Joe: You're gay.

by Cultyboi November 6, 2019