Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021

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Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024

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spider nut

When you nut stringy semen

OH YEA IM GOING TO SPIDER NUT

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017

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nuts

Used to describe a crazy/ insane person.
Also used when someone makes an insane play in a game.

Florian is nuts!
Guys watch out for florian he is completely nuts!

by AMU RABA July 20, 2022

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Queen Nut

Queen Nut is a radiant queen from Nut-Topia. She commonly uses phrases such as 'live laugh love' 'fishy fun' and 'do my bidding'. Queen Nut and Commander Skrut both rule over Nut-Topia together.

''Queen Nut is doing so amazing lately"

by Queen Nut October 17, 2021

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