The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

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tanner jack

Pedophile, person who likes younger kids.

Bill Cosby is a Tanner Jack.

tanner jack by Yuyshhejb November 22, 2019

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Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.

Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*

Captain Jack by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019

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Galactic jack

The action of jerking off on acid

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"

Galactic jack by I'm chad December 21, 2019

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