Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

by Cz3511 January 4, 2020

Cat

A small furry ball with whiskers and a tail they have cute eyes. They have a nice cute side and a sassy side.Cats are beautiful animals and there my favorite animal!

I love cats there are great,beautiful or awesome 😎

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019

Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Howling hound cat

The Howling hound cat is when you pull a females hair and at the same time stick your fist in her coochie thus making a howling hound cat

Man I gave Stephanie a howling hound cat last night and her gooch is still sore

by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020

Cat

Felis Catus: a generally furry, insolent animal that has too much pride for an animal; born energetic but gradually gets lazier with age .

My cushion is soft and furry. Others call it a cat but I don't know

by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

A Pancake Cat

A pretty nice guy, who reads warrior cats like me! His name is Jimmy though, but hes still very cool.

"Hey A Pancake Cat, get online dude!!"

by Notufamgo February 20, 2021