Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

penis g

Penis G. is the most common nickname in Lulin. The owner of this nickname is often fat, lazy and alcoholic.

Penis G is super fat and lazy

by Mishhho January 8, 2018

penis

The shaft in between your legs that becomes erect when you are aroused.

men have penises

by jeboris November 21, 2019

Penis

It is actually short!! for penisatania witch is a bone in the left testicle

I need to get surgery on my penisatania
Step sis: I'm coming

by I'm 12 December 14, 2020

Penis

A long male body part that I like to suck on

I take a lot of penis in my asshole its so stretcched

by Butthole2025 February 19, 2025

Penis

Your dick

Penis

by Meme review May 1, 2019

Penis

yours is small

my penis tastes like strawberries

by proudhorsehater April 3, 2022