To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
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Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
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Get the He's a friend of Kevin's mug.A fake friend is type of person who is fake and lies to everyones faces, just to earn popularity. She thinks no one will find out but at the end everything ends up worse than it was. She also lies to herself and it oddest help her social well being
Girl 1: Guess what Keira said today
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her
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It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
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