Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

seg-jacking

The act of illegally confiscating a segway thru brute force and or violence.

Yo! Did you see home girl fly J seg-jacking the white boy nerd in front of the white house?!

by flyjcm October 6, 2013

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

flapy jacks

fat people jumping jacks.

Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

Jack n cig

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

by markissooocool December 17, 2011

Sunday Jack

a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.

PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/

by Error911 January 24, 2012

Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012