fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

rhythm fart

A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.

Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.

by gorakaya December 29, 2023

Fart-maxxing

A body position that maximizes your probability of farting

My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.

Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.

by Toma Shade August 23, 2025

jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit

*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!

by Speed6 March 16, 2016

vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef

man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night

by cum gutter June 14, 2018

Fart

Comes out of ya cheeks. It stinkyyyy...

Carl did you just fart???

by Dangboi123 June 5, 2018