by Ohio guy 71 August 30, 2018

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."
by wonkdick June 17, 2018

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.
Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"
Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.
by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023
