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Ferry Dick

A person (normally drunk) who throws up on a ferry boat late at night.
I got puke on my shoe by some ferry dick when I was coming home from Put In Bay
by Ohio guy 71 August 30, 2018
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Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015
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Zip dick

When your zipper catches the skin on your penis

Usually rips your penis skin (foreskin)
FUCK I GOT A ZIP DICK AGAIN
by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021
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wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.
Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."
by wonkdick June 17, 2018
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foggy dick

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.
Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016
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curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.
Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.
by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016
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Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval
This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023
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