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CAT scale

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.
"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"
by Rousate July 12, 2022
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cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.
Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now
by korndog420 March 10, 2022
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Cat Spin

When on a trampoline, it is the process of falling to your back and performing x number of spins, and returning to your back.

Also known as a turtle spin or turtling
Wow, did you see him cat spin 1440? WOW!
by The Cat's Other Pajamas February 17, 2010
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Cats

Cats are cute animals that haves cute meow
'' I love cats''
by ilovecat69 July 12, 2022
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i ate a cat

by spapaspap January 3, 2022
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Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.
Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*
by Guest06901 February 19, 2022
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My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
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