Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

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Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021

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deadpool kid

those kids back in like 2016 who swore they watched deadpool but prob didnt

deadpool kid: yo man i just finished deadpool it was so good

person 1: oh ong? fr?

deadpool kid: yea but i cant tell u about it because you're too young

person 1: im like 18 wtf are you smoking idiot

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

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YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

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Stray kids

Stray kids are jyp's best flop group full of visual holes. Korea doesn't even care about them and they only have boring white racist fans.

A. Do you know stray kids?

B. Oh, you mean the most irrelevant 4th gen group?

A. Yes, I think

B. Oh yes, I know them

by Nickiminajoutsold August 7, 2021

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Kid

Not Mike wheeler (stranger things fans will know what I mean)

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985

by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019

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