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monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating
Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!
by IH8Libs November 4, 2021
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Monkey

A monkey is a name to an animal.
Some even use it as a insult, but how?
I have a cute monkey!
Your a monkey!
by 933933 May 3, 2022
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Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010
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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
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The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work
by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021
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lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
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Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!
There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!
by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019
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