Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018

And that’s on period

When something is final, when you totally agree with.

- I think I’m breaking up with jake, he’s so bad for me

- and that’s on period

by CarolsRB;) December 2, 2020

And that's on period

When somebody wants to end a really good sentence :3

"WoW and that's on period"

by Don'tbejellycuzImcute May 22, 2021

And that's on Chen

When you say something either really smart or really stupid, there's no inbetween.

This is a saying, and not a word.

Lesson learned, never listen to a guy with a tesla, and that's on Chen

by -beardeddragon November 21, 2021

Putting 20’s on it

When someone exaggerates about something.

Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!

by 19mine80 December 9, 2024