When one partner simply takes 2 fingers unexpectedly. Then the other partner receives 2 fingers shoved in the butthole and then proceeds to have explosive diarrhea.
She was in the doggy position a waiting his cock, when he surprisingly shoved 2 fingers in her butthole and explosive diarrhea occurred. With great excitement he jumped up and yelled, "Yes! That's what I call a two finger blowout".
by LissyBlissy April 20, 2024
{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011
Someone who shits all over a toilet, smears it into the walls and gets caught brown handed. Then with the same hand fingers a fatbird on the dance floor of mambos.
by TheRealPibidy February 13, 2025
Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 08, 2017
One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.
John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.
by zillarealm October 10, 2015
by BackseatMcDs May 13, 2019
I'm driving in my car and realized it's in my purse. So I reached in my purse with my seeing eye fingers to find it
by Sal e ho October 22, 2023