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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE
Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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Bootyhole nuts

An instance in which one's nutsack smells like bootyhole ; usually resulting after missionary sex because your nutsack smacks her bootyhole while your having intercourse.
I gotta take a shower real quick , I'm dealing with some serious bootyhole nuts after I smashed this thot in the motel.
by Yung94life May 11, 2019
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Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.
Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.
by Poppie January 18, 2019
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Nut-tastic

When you eat a food that is so succulent that you immediately bust a nut.
Overwhelmed by the nut-tastic steak, he was unable to contain himself at the dinner table.
by Nut-tastical May 18, 2019
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green nut

I had a green nut into that tree over there
by Mad boii August 26, 2017
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The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit
I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!
by anonymous July 15, 2018
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