Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.

"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."

by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015

soof-like

Extremely uncomfortable, awkward, or revolting. Derived from trying to say "soothsayer" and being unable to pronounce the very difficult "th" sound. The state of trying to relate but failing and grossing everyone out.

The way he shook my hand was so soof-like, I felt the need to immediately sanitize my body.

by I'm in the future also October 25, 2015

two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.

A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player

by Alexandra Thomas November 4, 2015

shit like that

When you call your boyfriend to see what he's up to.

"What are you doing? Shit like that?"

by Donnasez January 14, 2016

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi January 15, 2016

hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018