PENIS FLY TRAP

The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.

Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".

by buce20 September 21, 2023

Penis

A penis is a weird looking part of a womans body that retracts after every sex session.
The typical male doesnt know that woman infact do have one, they just cannot see it.

Fuck me with your penis you old crusty woman.

by Mamaikkan May 12, 2021

Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.

Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!

by Letmerubyoursweetwetpussy May 7, 2020

penis

a very big sword

woah thats a big and hard penis

by p0gch@mp March 2, 2021

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 19, 2023

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022