supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

nutted

To be great or exceptional at a particular task

Bro, I passed my test, im soo nutted.

by NUTTRF June 10, 2022

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Slap Nut

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot

"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"

by anonymous March 11, 2025

nut

A white creamy substance that comes from getting good head

"I busted a fat nut yesterday!"

by Yamadamamallamagamagoo February 7, 2022

Nut

A funny word to write on the bathroom walls.

Guy: *writes on wall*
Wall: "Nut"

by Jack Spletcher April 16, 2019

Scrunchy Nut

Is the most gorgeous girl you will ever know. She will always be there for you and is the best at cuddles and kisses. Never let a scrunchy nut go!

I want to cuddle my scrunchy nut

by Fishman April 1, 2021