tech school kid

greasy ass mf who sells drugs and will never get anywhere in life. hasn’t taken a shower in couple years and probably never will. like to act very hood. put gay shit on their snap stories for instance: “fuck fake friends nicotine has always been loyal to me 😔😔😭❗️🖤”. love to vape and make the bathrooms at school smell like shit.

kid: yo look at that tech school kid
kid 2: he isn’t going anywhere in life

by crihwaltin77 October 27, 2019

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

kid kid cod

a large Indian man named Naitik reddy pannala who enjoys large amounts of food. a kid kid cod is also a pathological liar

The kid kid cod ate all the butter chicken curry

by Jonathan Moore 1769 April 28, 2024

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Stray Kids

Only the world's best most talented and best-looking k pop band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RP: Hey have you heard of stray kids?
ORP: Ofc, I'm a Stay. I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Stay_21_- March 23, 2025

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024