bitch monkey

sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,

milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

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fat bitch

A bitch who if fat. Often used to describe a over weight female even when she is nice or not a bitch.

Abbie Kaminski is a fat bitch.

by whitesoxdude August 20, 2010

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Top Bitch

The best bitch to be. Only get raped once in prison and then you're set. One and done essentially.

Top bitch is kinda the opposite of a bottom bitch. Instead of the favorite bitch, you are the trusted bitch.

by 420RAPIST August 26, 2010

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Flip-a-bitch

A saying usually said in last minute sitchuations when giving a friend directions

yeah u missed the turn so ur gonna have to flip-a-bitch

by gavin g April 4, 2006

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The most commom sluts alive. People belive blondes are the bitches, but the truth is that brunettes are the real cheap/easy sluts who will sleep with anyone (even black people) just to try to "show" people they're better than blondes. Pitiful.

Guy 1: Dude! Last night I fucked a brunette bitch! She even sucked my dick for free!

Guy 2: Oh, you're lucky, they're the cheapest. I lost lots of money for the blonde one!

Guy 1: Hahaha, that's your fault, told you brunettes were cheaper!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, next time I'mma fuck one ;)

by thisisqwerty November 25, 2013

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