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Grease Monkey

by Chipottie February 29, 2020
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crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020
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monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
by please be appropriate March 6, 2020
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oinkey monkey

A cute infant / toddler who eats like a pig and looks like the cutest little monkey ever!
HI OINKEY MONKEY! your so cute

oh oinkey monkey you’re getting so chubby.
by John436 March 8, 2020
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Space Monkey

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.
" shut up you pink Space Monkey "
by Pistol 0G March 9, 2020
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Lesbian Monkey

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
by SirObama March 16, 2020
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Lesbian Monkey

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
by SirObama March 16, 2020
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