Black Cat usually belonging to someone who encounters it and usually receives information on a certain situation that could be of manipulation to a person that is innocent black cat usually has dangerous sides seeing only his enemies and leading his Child out of the dark . Once you have made games on a child of this Spirit you will usually be gamed for life meaning the person who which the game was played on gets to make the endings for each and everyone of them that sucked a devils dick meaning you lose cause you aint sweet like honey and you definently dont get money and cat man can fight he usually terrorises his victims before he strings all of your sins on to your next generation and all your family so be careful of who you might play games on cause the cats in the tree are watching you and if you have ugly eyes they might just poke them out cause they urrrrrrrrggggggglllllllyyyyyyyy like your sister and your gay buddies murrrrderrr inc niggah bitch , Have some pufffet you sickkkkaaaaaaaaaaa
Definitely devoted to the one and only tiny pussy lips Black cat will be have dog by foot and hung like the rest of the shitnitskis
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Black Catmug. 
Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.
by Aishaqvak February 5, 2019
Get the Catmug. Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?
Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022
Get the Cat Ricemug. A depiction of co-workers and members of management in the form of a poorly drawn comic strip. It is named after a boss that is a real life Cat Comic.
The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.
A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.
It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.
The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.
A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.
It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.
by T10LawnDart January 13, 2009
Get the Cat Comicmug. by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020
Get the Cat fightmug. A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.
Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024
Get the Cat Cuckmug.