Fuck You

A Vulgar word that used to be offensive until it got so overused it became irrelevant

Guy 1: (tells mean joke)
Guy 2: Hey fuck you man.
Guy 1: lol

by Jeremy Anonia March 7, 2017

fuck fairy

A fuck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, sexually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.

Tim just smells of desperation. He should find himself a fuck fairy.

by babette_fairy January 2, 2012

cock-fuck

it's a whore who is a champion cock pleasurer.

damn, becky! You really are a cock-fuck of a whore.

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.

Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Fuck Frank

Frank is a person that writes false reviews about topics he has no idea about. Instead of spreading rumors, he spreads false information. Fuck Frank is just a way to stop the spreading of lies by other Franks.

Victor: "Who wrote that completely false review?"

Lexy: "Some douche named Frank."

Ana: "I know Frank, I heard he's Asian."

Luigy: "Fuck Frank."

by @LuigyIsntHipp August 3, 2011

Mind Fuck

the process of being manipulated by someone who is clearly ahead of the game and knows how to talk to you in such a fashion that gets you to do something the Mind Fucker finds either amusing or beneficial to themselves. This can be done to anyone ignorant/high enough to believe or fall for such trickery.

Example: (ran out of room in below example so i put it here)

sober mind fucks can include but are not limited to

complimenting you or acting towards you in a usually favorable way so that to the mind fuckee, they seem very trustworthy, or deserving of a gift such as sex, promotion, or other reward.

high mind fucks are the most common and amusing and usually consist of;

convincing anyone under the influence of any drug, alcohol, or other impairing substance, to do something that any sober person would see as obviously ridiculous. There are two usual objectives a high mind fucker will go for: 1. is to trick everyone else so that he can make food and eat it all to himself without any of the other people involved getting any. or 2. to make them do something ridiculous.

Ex: Guy a = Mind Fucker. Guy b = Mind Fuckee

Guy a: (in the most serious and convincing tone possible) dude did you know that if you take a hit and your body is all compressed you get higher?

Guy b: really? no way dude!

Guy a: Yeah dude seriously, that's why we have this dog kennel because that way we can climb in and it will compress our body because its so cramped and then when we take the hit we will get higher. (shocked) you haven't ever done that before??

Guy b: no dude i have never, is it awesome?

Guy a: (refers to a 3rd guy who will play along with it and make it more believable) it totally gets you super high right Guy c?

Guy c: yeah dude. its awesome!

Guy b: well shit... lets do it.

after Guy A immediately locking Guy b in the dog kennel and laughing with guy c. At this time videos and pictures are acceptable

by Coggburn November 30, 2010

onion fuck

n. UN'yun fuk - A woman with a hot body, but an ugly face. Derived from the fact that before you fuck her, you'd like to raise her skirt above her head and tie a rope around it to keep it in place, thereby creating an onion-dome shape.

v. - To actually fuck such a woman in such a manner.

Dopey guy, walking behind woman with hot body: "Whoa, I'd like to get sassy with that chassis!"

Same dopey guy, after seeing same woman turn around to reveal her butt-ugly face: "Damn, an onion fuck! I wonder if she'll let me onion fuck her."

by maximum g December 9, 2008