Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Ur Mom

someone who is apparently really good at sex

brian: i just fucked ur mom last night, biggest ass ever!

by udnndndmss, March 6, 2022

Your mom

A great size

that redstone is bigger than your mom

by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022

your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing

random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom

by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022

Ur Mom

is commonly used as a comeback and jokes. It means exactly what it sounds like, but please do not use this one when talking to a sibling it is not the same and ruins it.

person 1: what were you doing today?
person 2: ur mom

sibling 1: what were you doing today?
sibling 2: ur mom
sibling 1:... we have the same mom...
sibling 2: yeah sorry

by _N.e.x_ March 7, 2022

ur mom

she sucks my cock everyday

I fucked your mom last night

by juhgyftdrtfygjhk March 7, 2022

My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022