flicked my switch

Flicked my switch: When a person rubs their derriere against a males crotch and he gets an erection

"That girl was all over you on the dance floor! Yeah she totally flicked my switch "

by Da Bloke March 11, 2017

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

pimps on my seat

A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.

Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room

Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."

Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."

by bradivari July 28, 2016

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

literally my life

A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.

"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."

by Romeo and Deviet July 6, 2016

before my time

something that happened before I even existed or way before time.

ancient old ancient history I was not born yet before my time

by kyliejmystery June 28, 2016

cum in my eye

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. June 23, 2016