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new frontears

What intrepid explorers have often found da uncharted wilderness they discovered to be --- i.e., they were hostile environments dat led to disappointment and hardship.
Da Pilgrims' disastrous experiences when first colonizing da "New World" were a classic example of "new frontears".
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
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new york

Just a large city on America's east coast. To the residents of New York, it is the center of the universe, the greatest city on earth, the only place people can become rich and "make it big" at, the city that has the absolute best Italian food in the world,period, the only place with "real" pizza, subs, and bagels. To new York residents, everywhere else in the world is not as good or exciting. To the rest of the world, new York is just a city mainly full of assholes who think that they are better than everyone else because Billy Joel named a song after them. When new York residents go on vacation, they are not very fun to be around because they will constantly badger you about how much better things are in new York.
After finishing meal a nice Italian restaurant not in new york while on vacation-
Guy not from new York(paying for the meal)- Wow, this was great. How'd you like your meal?
Guy from new york- Eh, ya know, back in New York they got this mad awesome deli that makes a way better meatball sub. But yeah, I guess this place is halfway decent, I mean, to be wasting your money at.
Guy not from new york- Oh yeah well your welcome for taking you here, you prick. Why don't you just go back to new york and tell all your new York friends how great new York is. New York, new York , new York, I just cant get eenough of it.
by Almostliamneeson January 3, 2015
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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Just another way of making new friends

; an idiom used sarcastically concerning any individual who's rude or abusive towards others verbally or physically.
Now that was so wrong. Guess it's just another way of making new friends?
by Panthera Atrox February 21, 2011
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new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.
The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
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New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.
Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
by IncestWill June 18, 2017
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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
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