Let's talk fat

To speak as if you weren't watching your weight, pretending as if you were overweight and eating anything you want

Person 1: Let's talk fat, like let's forget that we're trying to watch our diet let's pretend we're getting like Happy Meals.
Person 2: Let's pretend we're giant Globglogabgalabs.

by Joakwin October 6, 2023

But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

steeve ho you fat

steeve ho you fat is a french player that plays on wembys former team that cant win without him on. He is incredible on the defensive side of the court not to mention his shot, hes 54.7% from the free throw line, 76.1% in the restricted area, 12.9% in the mid range, and 78.6% from 3. He also averages 34.6ppg, 17.6 assist ,and 12.4 rebounds, along with 3.4 blocks, and 7.2 steals per game. Overall he is the 13th man off the bench just like me fr.

I love steeve ho you fat.

by campymywampy November 14, 2023

Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot

dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024