double dip

double dip is when someone dips something into something like a tortilla chip into cheese or salsa, and they bite off it, and stick the part they bit off back into the public dip. leaving their saliva in the dip instead of eating the whole thing and getting a new chip or whatever is being dipped. can cause hiv or aids or any other std or sti.

don't double dip dude damn.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022

Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.

"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"

by toeman30 January 20, 2021

Double O' 7

A surgical intern or resident who tends to kill patients.

1. "George O'Malley, more like Double O' 7!"
2. "I can't believe George messed up an appendectomy. Oh, there he is. Hey Double O' 7!"

by a beautiful potato November 28, 2019

double-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s grandpibling.
2- Child of their parent’s grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Grandparent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's grandchild.

My double-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021