Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

by Flare! April 13, 2020

Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

cheese

cheese something that is made by milk from a cow.

at 3am "man i really want some cheese"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016

Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is someone who likes cheese. Instead of a sweet tooth or in addition to a sweet tooth (which means you like sweets), there's a cheese tooth. (which means you like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef, and cheeseburgers

Especially cheese!).

Prepare for alien takeover!

Aliens: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! 🧀

Aliens: Milk! Cheese! Yogurt! Steak! Cheeseburger! 🍔

People: Ahhhhh! The aliens are coming!

Aliens in UFOs and a pet Eufy: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!

Aliens: *Eating cheese. 🧀

Stan: I guess the alien has a cheese tooth.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024