Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

Resting Bitch-Face

An unintentional look upon a woman's face that conveys a sense of bitchiness.

Kelly has a resting bitch-face, she always looks pissed off.

by TallNotDarkNotHandsome March 29, 2015

shoot me in the face

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face

by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

Double-faced entendre

A double faced entendre is a person with two different personalities. Usually one being of the angelic sort and the other devilish. This term is coined by Oliver tree.

I thought I was in love, turns out that girl was a “double-faced entendre”

by PiperMassey June 25, 2021

punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

Balls on your face

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.

Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

by Liverquake May 24, 2012