The act of a cheesecake is to produce a wet fart while sitting bare assed on someones face while being sure the tip of their nose is in the asshole if the farter
"Damn, Kevin has been bothering the hell out of me so when he was doing situps i decided to cheesecake the hell out of him"
A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's