An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
Get the blue haired bagelmug. A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
Get the Keurig blue light specialmug. The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025
Get the Bonnie Bluemug. by Serafina.fool February 25, 2024
Get the Blue Saucemug. Person 1: That color is deep sky blue!
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.
by Just a smith September 10, 2021
Get the deep sky bluemug. A gamer guy whose name is probably Benjamin. He's tall, dark, handsome, and most likely has a meaty cock. He probably kissed a chubby cat girl at a bar on Halloween and got COVID, but that's because he's a stud and don't give a FUCK.
by Kilroy Scott April 14, 2023
Get the Ace Bluemug. 1. A defence in ScrapTD which fires a powerful laser which does huge damage against ground barrels.
2. A plasmatic laser.
2. A plasmatic laser.
"I placed down 8 Blue Lasers and it shredded most Mobile Deliveries that came out against me."
"Blue Laser seems pretty powerful albeit but also hot."
"Blue Laser seems pretty powerful albeit but also hot."
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
Get the Blue Lasermug.