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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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Deez nuts

1.) Hey did you see what happened to Biden?!

BIDEN DEEZ NUTS
AUDIENCE:OHHHHH

2.) Hey what’s your favorite candy?

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

3.) Hey did you see the CD’S I told you about?

SEE DEEZS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
by Your mom😐 October 8, 2021
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nut

A healthy food that squirrels eat. They can also be seen as an ice cream topping.

It also has another shallnotbesaid meaning
Can I get a sundae with crushed peanuts on top?
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
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Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.
Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.
by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021
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Finna nut

1. Word that rhymes with Pizza Hut
2. An off brand Pizza Hut - used to not get copyrighted
3. An inside joke
Person one: I’m getting pizza from finna nut

Person two: don’t you mean Pizza Hut

Person three: dude take my moms pants off

Person four: how did I get here
by misguidedBanana March 26, 2019
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Deez Nuts

This was a joke made in 2016/2017.This joke was to make someone laugh!
'Deez nuts,HA GOT YA!
by Deez Nuts HA November 2, 2017
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canerka nut

Either std; or the moment your dick is swollen and looks like a gerken
Kenny had an allergic reaction using coconut oil with his girlfriend Susan and his penis swelled up like a gerken. It was than called a canerka nut
by Doglover6489 April 18, 2018
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