New symerna beach middle

The worst scool ever we hate it lolllll i spelt school wrong

I hate this damn new symerna beach middle

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Hackney new school

Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe

Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell

by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020

Happy New Tier

The new lockdown year for 2021.

Boris; happy new tier everyone, I hate the north.
Everyone up north; tory🤮

by Nipplemuncher December 27, 2020

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New years eve

The first of the year where people stay up all night till it's 12:00

Tonight I'm going to stay up till count down for new years eve

by MelonPanda January 5, 2021