snap friends

So called friends from all over the world who don't give a fuck about you

Yo, I have snapchat and a lot of friends. Posted a lot of shit on my story!
Oh really, how many views?
uhm... none
Nice, snap friends are the best

by One cable guy March 1, 2017

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

Good friend

They don't exist; only habibs do.

"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*

by CorPur November 13, 2018

Friended

a bitch who likes to insult people because she's a no-lifer fat ass

Friended kys pls

by Gay Grape Juice January 27, 2019

Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.

Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020

Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022