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Definitions by SonOfNJchurchwhore

Family friend 

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.
Family friend by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023