vacation dick

A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.

by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016

Buick dick

A compliment given from a female who thinks you have a very thick penis or in other words your junk is the size of a boat

Oh my god baby, you have a Buick dick

by Need one April 5, 2017

Dick Kickum

The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.

"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. May 9, 2018

Dick Catalysts

A Dick Catalyst is when friends turn up to your date to increase your chances of 'getting in', they are catalyzing your chances.

'Yeah, we'll come down on Sunday, we'll be you dick catalysts.'

by David Imperial March 7, 2010

creamy dick

when your girl sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she spits it back on your dick

person 1:how was last night
person 2:good but she gave me a creamy dick

by cock dweebler June 14, 2019

Reptar Dick

When ones genitals are chaffed and dry from excessive masturbation and or itching.

"Hey babe, how's your balls?
Not good babe, I got some serious reptar dick going on down there.

by Tylahhhhhh January 5, 2017

Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016