Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.

Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL

by Watchinfool December 14, 2023

Hard-Timing

Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is

Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.

Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."

by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023

Tommy Time

When headed to the range, this individual “Tommy” is usually sleeping or slow to gather his things. Resulting in mates being annoyed or distressed.

I told you he’s on Tommy Time, we’ll be lucky to get to the range and shoot by 3!

by Jesus-juice December 15, 2023

Hyperbolic Time Chamber

The Hyperbolic Time Chamber from Dragon Ball is a space where you can train for a long time in a day.
Approximate Time Dilation from the Dragon Ball Wiki

Real-World Time Chamber Calculation
1 day 1 year 1 day → 365.24d=1y
1 hour 15 days, 5 hours, 14 mins and 24 seconds 1 hour → 365.24h
360h/24(hrs/d)=15d
5h
0.24h×60(min/h)=14.4min
0.4mx60(sec/min) = 24 seconds
1 minute 6 hours, 5 minutes and 14.4 seconds 1 minute → 365.24min
360min/60(mins/h) = 6h
5min
0.24min×60(secs/min)=14.4s
1 second 6 minutes and 5.24 seconds 1 second → 365.24s
360s/60(secs/min) = 6min
5s
0.24s×1000(ms/s)=240ms

Goku: We'll train for a year in a day in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

by dumbass 2 December 2, 2022

Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints

yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile

by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022

just regular horny time

It's where you pin me against the wall, squeeze hard and kiss passionately touching me all over my body with gentle and then aggressive touches afterwards licking me to make me wet..

Jessica:Hey do You know what I had yesterday?
Lauren:what?
Jessica:Just regular horny time
-Awesome

by Jesss69.com December 6, 2022