calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

Georgie Girl

A sex machine. If you come across her you will die of insanity because of her hotness.
If you try to kill her, her assassins, frankie and jordy shore will go to your house and set it on fire with you inside.
Georgie girl can also get very horny when a VERY hot guy is in the came room so beware because she will do any thing to get him.

Boy1: HOLY CRAP is that georgie girl?!
boy2: It has to be RUN AWAY before she kills us

by georgiegirl April 17, 2013

girl squirt

When a girl gets home from school without farting all day and the sit on the toilet and have wet farts and squirt dieria in the toilet bowl in enormous relieve

*friend1* what did u do yesterday Sarah?
*Friend2* I went home and had a intense girl squirt

by hollisTer CHic July 9, 2007

Poo Girl

A creature of sort supposedly from London but no one is 100% sure of the origin. This creature is nocturnal and preys on either sex. It can be spotted around the Cheltenham or London area and has two very distinct mating calls. "Jenner, let me in ya cants" or "Japanese movies". Poo girl is also a master of deception. Her voice and physical apperance leads you to believe that she is in fact, a male. This technique draws in the curious young unknowing male and she strikes before the young buck realises. INSTANT DEATH!

Other key facts include the constant farting and its poorly kept hair. Has been mistaken for Bigfoot.

It's 4 in the morning in the peaceful town of Cheltenham, everyone is fast asleep, then suddenly...
poo girl: "Oi, Jenner let me in ya caaaannnnntttsss!"
A small cry from someone arises, "Don't do it Jenner."
poo girl: "Japanese movies!!!!!!!!"
Birds and small woodland creatures suddenly die of a stroke or heart attack.

by MoloRolo February 26, 2012

Valley Girl

slang term for diazepam, aka valium.

lemme score a couple valley girls off you.

by mathyo December 28, 2005

Mama's girl

A female who's been coddled by their mother too long.

Mama's girl- Momma, can you bring me my gun? I'm gonna blow this guy's head off when I see him. Its his fault I had an awful day, it was terrible momma.
Mama's girls momma-Just take a nap and everything will be better. You're getting to be such a big girl now, you make momma so proud.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Lax girls

The prettiest, most amazing girls who are really good at hyping people up. Not to mention they are pretty dope. They have extreme talent and it’s no doubting that they are the best. Nothing can get in their way when it comes to game time!

person 1: Did u see those lax girls!
person 2: yeah, they are way better than anyone else

by laxgirl1721 July 13, 2018