2 definitions by MoloRolo
A creature of sort supposedly from London but no one is 100% sure of the origin. This creature is nocturnal and preys on either sex. It can be spotted around the Cheltenham or London area and has two very distinct mating calls. "Jenner, let me in ya cants" or "Japanese movies". Poo girl is also a master of deception. Her voice and physical apperance leads you to believe that she is in fact, a male. This technique draws in the curious young unknowing male and she strikes before the young buck realises. INSTANT DEATH!
Other key facts include the constant farting and its poorly kept hair. Has been mistaken for Bigfoot.
Other key facts include the constant farting and its poorly kept hair. Has been mistaken for Bigfoot.
It's 4 in the morning in the peaceful town of Cheltenham, everyone is fast asleep, then suddenly...
poo girl: "Oi, Jenner let me in ya caaaannnnntttsss!"
A small cry from someone arises, "Don't do it Jenner."
poo girl: "Japanese movies!!!!!!!!"
Birds and small woodland creatures suddenly die of a stroke or heart attack.
poo girl: "Oi, Jenner let me in ya caaaannnnntttsss!"
A small cry from someone arises, "Don't do it Jenner."
poo girl: "Japanese movies!!!!!!!!"
Birds and small woodland creatures suddenly die of a stroke or heart attack.
by MoloRolo January 29, 2012
Once a quiet historic town with regular visits from royalty and host of the final battle of crusader Simon de Montfort, Eveshams civilisation has changed dramatically. It now mainly consists of inbred Gypsies robbing "SCRAP METAL/IRON", packs of Chavs (usually consisting of 10-30) starting on the elderly, 'fake' people following a hypodermic cycle from society leaders bitching and dumping their own friends and wearing gay clothes. Also Port Street and surrounding areas has a mass population of Polish people, who drink from the early hours in small groups by the river Avon, and look for people to fight and rape when Night time arrives.
All these people congregate usually on a Friday/Saturday in the UK's official 2nd worst nightclub Marilyn's (Mazza's)
Of course there are a few normal people who don't partcipate in any of the above but when out of the town are stereotyped into the Evesham fish net.
So if you're thinking of moving or visiting here, don't bother.
All these people congregate usually on a Friday/Saturday in the UK's official 2nd worst nightclub Marilyn's (Mazza's)
Of course there are a few normal people who don't partcipate in any of the above but when out of the town are stereotyped into the Evesham fish net.
So if you're thinking of moving or visiting here, don't bother.
by MoloRolo August 1, 2011