Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

seeing double

1. Enjoyment of the majestic vision of twin ta-tas. (May refer to 1978 Foreigner song "Double Vision")

2. Appreciation of two related or associated women in a social setting.

1. "She took it off, and I was like, seeing double."

2. "Guys: Check it out by the door; I'm seeing double."

by timecube June 16, 2004

Double-Dinger

Being penetrated by your two homosexual dads while sleeping.

Man, my ass and mouth are sore. I'm pretty sure Dad and Dad Double-Dingered me last night.

by Frodo T Baggin December 9, 2022

Double whammy

When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).

On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.

by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023

Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021

Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

by animalshelly February 4, 2010