Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.

someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 April 20, 2022

Cum

What I do when I see your mum

Yo bro, Bella is so hot I'm gonna cum

by five weenies April 20, 2022

Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males

“I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.

by Cumologist November 1, 2021

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?

Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy

by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

cum

white liquid that exits the penis during or after seggs

"woah dude dont make me cum" the hot sexy furry said to the tall muscular human

by poopoolaka November 4, 2021

cum pickle

when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle

"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot:

by inoxske November 5, 2021