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Forest of Penis

A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.

One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!
The forest of penis should not be entered!

Warning - Forest contains penis

Warning - Falling Cum Rain

Warning - Salty Smell of death
by John Johnson Joseph IV May 8, 2024
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Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th
Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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Penis

Long, not always, but sometimes. Female genitals

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“Nice penis, Regina!”
Thanks girl! Yours is great too!”
They fucked in the sunset togethee
by Yourmother28289192 March 8, 2024
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PENIS

When some one has a penis
Penis
by P3niiis June 7, 2021
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PENIS

i have a very big penis
i would love my big penis in a toaster -jacob
by jakob has a very big peepee December 27, 2021
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penis

my penis is long anew hard anew in a goat
by pro fr amity December 29, 2019
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Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022
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