best friend 

a person u can always depend on! no matter what and is always there for you!

guy: hey man she said i need "protection" and im all out u got a rain coat i can borrow?

guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!

best friend by mr.scott.0 November 19, 2010

rip and dip friend 

Rip and dip friends are one of those friends who would talk to you for a brief period of time and after would disappear from existence. Sometimes they will return to talk to you again briefly so they can be entertained for a bit only to disappear once again.
This usually happens online if you do not talk in person or on the phone on a regular basis. This doesn't exactly mean they are bad friends, just ones you can't be extremely good friends with.

-on AIM:

Jen: YO WASSUP??
Sam: hey wassup? where have you been??
Jen: i've been around. chilling with homies
Sam: that's good. so what's new with u
**15 min. later**
Sam: ur such a rip and dip friend

rip and dip friend by MF PETE June 21, 2008

fake-a-friend 

when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt

Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.

fake-a-friend by hard a.... February 12, 2012

National kiss your guy best friend day

23. August is national kiss your guy best friend day

No matter if he is talen or not you have to kiss him once

Hey, it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess

National kiss your guy best friend day by havefunguys0333 August 13, 2019

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day 

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

Friendship

Friendship is a treasured gift that you give yourself.

It's a treasured gift 'cos U have someone dear to share your happiness and sorrows.

Friendship by prashanthi August 7, 2005

funeral for a friend 

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

funeral for a friend by Jonny January 5, 2005