fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.

Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”

by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024

Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

poopy fart face

you are an ugly rat

Person 1: gets killed by person 2
Person 1: continues to call person 2 a poopy fart face

by PixelGMR November 4, 2019

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020

Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

by urfacexddddd March 10, 2020

pussy fart

fart from the pussy

i had a pussy fart

by killermemez July 28, 2020