Cat

A small furry creature that spits up hairballs on your floor and expects you to give it food without question, that turns your arm into spaghetti and then meows at you for cat treats, and is almost always fluffy. This creature has a maxed agility/dexterity stat, maxed damage Stat, maxed stealth ability, maxed cute hypnosis ability, medium health Stat, medium intelligence Stat, and a terrible aquatic Stat. This creature is also a basic fighting type, is strong against basic and steel types, and has a weakness to physic and ghost types.

The cat is a dangerous and cute predator that demands you to cater to it until you or the cat dies, you and the cat part ways, or the cat leaves you

by Fightnperish June 7, 2022

Cat

The best species in the world

have you seen my floof ball of a cat
no you idiot

by TopHatCatWUT October 29, 2020

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

cat

if you have a cat that means you are more likely a boring but rich person

man
you have a cat?
woman
yes....but i have a mansion

by leoonardo January 8, 2022

Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019