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Man-pression

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog
Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.
by wswrigley September 9, 2010
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man quake

That guy at the party who becomes so obnoxiously shit-faced that his actions cause the Richter scale to register outrageously-high levels
When Wills is in his party bus mode, more often that not he is also the man quake
by The Beav March 21, 2008
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Man Apron

Man Apron: The act of a man cooking topless in order to keep his shirt cleanish. Best done if said man has a mane of chest hair.
Hey man, it looks like that juice coming out of that steak might splatter on your shirt. Want this apron?

-No. (quickly removes shirt) MAN APRON!!!!
Skin never stains!

-Awesome. And that steak smells delicious.

-Yep.
by zack87878787 August 25, 2010
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No man’s land

The area of the pussy that is beyond balls deep. No man has reached this depth and nobody has even attempted.
“Yo did you find No Man’s Land?”
Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to try and find it. Also it’s not big enough.”
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
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Dementia Man

The blubbering, half witted, child molesting, senile, demented US President Joe Biden.
So is Dementia Man gonna fold like a lawn chair again when questioned by the press?
by Donde Esta August 29, 2021
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man-graine

A type of headache you get from having too much man
I have the worst man-graine
by DavidClarkkkk June 25, 2010
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Man Hooters

Dude your man hooters are jiggling around too much.
by I'm_on_crack May 12, 2009
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