confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023

bart farts his class to a punishment

Bart farts

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.

Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".

by 601baddawg February 22, 2014

SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy

Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.

by Heuchdj May 18, 2021

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

Fart Fanatic

A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of

their pass.

Hey dude, why are you waughting

that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.

farts fanatic fan

by Helmet72 January 18, 2016