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Nigger Shock Syndrome

A nigger who is afraid on earth quakes.
Oh shit, we're experiencing some nigger shock syndrome!
by Partykat March 31, 2011
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Ashley Madison Syndrome

A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).
After receiving a DUI on Thanksgiving weekend, Janice and Sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be Ashley Madison Syndrome.
by Superpumpers November 27, 2011
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Hank Hill Syndrome

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.
Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.
by johnnybuttj September 6, 2008
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Little Dick Syndrome

Someone so insecure about their manhood they have to make up for it by acting "manly" and drive a lifted Ford truck. Gets 0 pussy.
Man that guy Will Hight has a mad case of Little Dick Syndrome.
by FAT DADDY May 2, 2013
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first child syndrome

The firstborn child may feel like they were the ones treated the worst because all of the other children were the baby's of the family. Sence the parents were still learning how to be parents they tend to discipline the firstborn more than the other children. But the firstborn is usually the most successful so the other siblings will always look up to them, and their parents usually are the proudest of their oldest.
The first always gets treated the worst.
First child syndrome is when the first child has things more difficult and the other syblings are the baby's and are spoiled.
by Youmadbruh June 27, 2015
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Post Disney Syndrome

The 2 months of really really missing Disneyworld after you've returned from Disneyworld. Post dusney syndrome can last from 2 weeks to 2 months. Basically, post disney syndrome is when you have returned from Disneyworld and you start to realy miss the "happiest place on earth". Side effects include wearing a mickey hat during the duration of the syndrome, wearing a pin lanyard aswell, and instead of going out for a fun night with friends, you decide to stay back and watch disney movies by yourself with a bowl of ice cream while being surrounded by the souvenirs the subject picked up. Post disney syndrome is very common and usually happens to adolescents more so than children or grown ups.
Hey, do you think jimmy will come out to Amy's party tonight?

Naa, He has Post disney syndrome he probably will in a good 2 weeks to a month, but he needs some alone time for now
by M&MMMMMMM August 16, 2010
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Stevie Wonder Syndrome

When you date an ugly chick but she is so ugly that after dating you can't remember why you dated her. You lose your innocence because you were that blind.
Ugly Chick dates guy who is totally innocence because he has Stevie Wonder Syndrome.. You will wish you never got Stevie Wonder Syndrome
by XBOXTILIDIE January 16, 2011
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